But life is a reckless teenager we can't control. *Prefer to listen rather than read? I GOT you. Listen to the audio on Substack! “What...

I thought I'd finally lost my marbles.

You are the bouncer of the nightclub that is your mind.

If I hadn't made mistakes, I wouldn't have ALL THIS! Lately, I’ve been thinking so, so much about the laundry list of mistakes I’ve made...

GET ON THE F*CKING STAGE. Kittens, we've almost made it! We have just shy of two weeks until 2024. If I’ve learned ~anything~ in 2023...

You can't cherry-pick your feelings. It's an all or nothing deal.

A story of medication and mental illness.

Listen to your big sis AND life coach. Babe. Your big sis has news. Big, epic life-changing big sis news. After years of dreaming and...

It doesn't feel like anything. Except for complete forgiveness.

Don't let any energy vampire snuff out your flame, babe.

Enough with poolside drinking. Start WRITING.

She made fun of life coaches. Until she became one. A cautionary tale!

A story about chosen family. I’m stuffing a rhinestone-encrusted wheelchair into the trunk of a Long Island town car in towering Mary...

Stop pretending you love running and lean into lazy chic. Oh, how I want so badly to be a SoulCycle girl. A Barry’s Bootcamp girl. A girl...

You are not TOO OLD—you are perfect. So dissolve that miserable thought! I've got a ~public service announcement~ for this fine week, my...

If you want to be creative don't listen to the kill-joys in the back. “What an idiot SHE IS." “OH MY GOD, DRAMATIC MUCH? STUPID BITCH.”...

The final chapter.

Also: my guardian angel smokes Virginia Slims.

A crucial update. (To read this chapter—keep scrolling. If you prefer to listen to me read it aloud, click on the video below:) It's been...

A different kind of writer's strike...

Especially me. Right now. At this party.

You will choose self-preservation.

And other things we lose in the fire.

She'll turn the glitter into litter and your dreams into pyramid schemes. When I turned twenty-one I lived in a glass house in Beachwood...